*Waggles Hand* G'day everyone, another wide and varied update! Another year older, not particularly wiser but certainly content. Life is cruisy!

I've been using this time to get back on track with my writing, my first really 'serious' planned work since I lost Seisen! Work, planning, art and enjoyment are coming out of it, but I can't post it here because my chapters are too long! *laughs* So it's just as well I've got a place to put it!

RvB Society Fanfiction Archive
RvB Society is a facet of , for all fanfiction dedicated to the hilarious web machinima, Red vs Blue.

What is this series about? For those who don't know, a machinima is where you use a videogame multiplayer, and with clever editing, soundboarding and script you can make a movie from it. It's cheap but often restricted so you have to have a very good script to pull it off. Red vs Blue does so spectacularly.

Red vs Blue uses the Halo game to detail the lives of two teams of soldiers ineffectively trying to kill each other. It never would have attracted me but the characters are so flawed and pathetic and quirky, and Burnie Burns, the writer's riotous turn of phrase. If you love things that quotable, this series if for you.

My favourite character is Sarge, a violent, crazy, pseudoscientific minded, southern accented sergeant who has all my favourite quotes. By my microscope at work I have two quotes. The first is from our work Health & Safety which is too incredibly stupid for words, 'When lifting pigs, bend from the knees (Ignoring the fact these pigs weigh as much as 400 kgs and not one under 100kgs. Don't mention hooves that crush feet, tusks that gouge flesh like butter and a nose that can uproot trees, lift from the knees people!) and the other is Sarge, equally ridiculous when it comes to lifting heavy objects.

"Don't lift with your legs, your back's the strongest muscle in your body! And look man, your knees aren't even locked. How do you expect to stand up straight? Come on, put your groin into it. And stop exhaling on every list, the goal is to hold your breath as long as possible! Under stress the body produces all the oxygen it needs! Hrrrr!"

It starts off a little slow, and difficult to understand when it comes to voice filters but trust me, you will get caught up as the plot delves deeper and deeper, it's intense! Reconstruction is my favourite movie, hilarious and gutsy.

Get into it and love it!

Red vs Blue: Remnant
Epsilon went missing? The Director got off scotfree? Omega on the loose? They all want something more, bigger than the Freelancer Project, bigger than the Alpha... They want a Covenant army. So why are they after Tex, Missing in Action since Blood Gulch? Church barely escaped AI purgatory once, will he risk it all for the woman he loved and lost? As they cross the reaches of space being pursued by Section 3, vengeful Freelancers and Covenant forces, can the same social retards save the human race?